About Low Tek Coin
Once upon a time, a guy named Dave was trying to download a picture of a cat. His dial-up internet was so slow, he had time to think. He thought, "Bitcoin is like digital gold, and Litecoin is like digital silver. What's slower and less valuable than silver?"
And thus, Low Tek Coin was born. We're not fast. We're not revolutionary. But we are a coin. Probably.
Our whitepaper was written on a discarded napkin from a local coffee shop. You can't read it because the coffee stains are pretty bad.
How To Get Your Hands on $ltc
If you really want to join this questionable financial adventure, here's how. Don't blame us if it doesn't work.
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Copy this. Triple check it. Or don't. What's the worst that could happen?
Our High-Tech Roadmap
- Phase 1: Figure out how to update this website.
- Phase 2: Convince our parents this is a real job.
- Phase 3: Reach a market cap of "at least three pizzas".
- Phase 4: To the moon? Or maybe just to the local convenience store. We'll see.
Meet The Visionaries
Dave - Founder & Chief of "Ideas"
Dave had the idea. That's about it. He spends most of his time trying to fix his printer.
Brenda - Lead Developer (Probably)
Brenda knows a little bit of HTML. She made this website. She's mainly here for the free coffee.
Sir Reginald Woofington III - Head of Marketing
He's a good boy who excels at generating hype by chasing his tail. Our top performer.